Dog Owner Attends Thanksgiving Feast; No Leftovers for Dogs

OWNER’S FOUR DOGS ARE OUTRAGED

Dog expresses outrage

LOS ANGELES, CA – A local dog owner is facing the wrath of her four canines after returning home with no leftovers from a Thanksgiving meal she enjoyed with relatives. It seems the dogs, a Dalmatian and three mixed breeds, assumed they would partake of leftover turkey and the trimmings.

Gloria Linden, 51, was surprised by the level of hostility her dogs displayed. “I never promised them any leftovers,” she claimed. “I never even really told them where I was going.”

It is unclear how the canines became aware of Linden’s perceived betrayal.

The dog owner pointed out that dogs have an uncanny sense of smell. “Maybe they could just tell I was eating turkey,” she said. “I wondered why they seemed more eager to greet me when I returned.”

Linden says the dog will have to make do with their usual kibble. “Table scraps and leftovers aren’t good for them, anyway,” she explained.

Try telling that to the dogs.