More Things About ME You Need to Know

As if the first revelations about ME were not enough, the public is clamoring for more. And because I am nothing if not humble, I will provide the people with what they need. Here are more fascinating things about ME…

1. I literally inhale my food and make some kind of weird deep gasping/whistling/wheezing sound while I do it.
2. I am always happy, except for those times when I am thwarted in my desires, which is almost all the time. Can I help it if I desire to do bad things?
3. I am extremely alert, except for when I am sleeping. Which is often.
4. I love carrots.
5. Whenever I get a treat or a chewie I run straight to my private suite (crate) so I can enjoy in solitude.
6. I am not afraid to step on the little people (everyone who is not ME).
7. This is my world and you just live in it.

I'm Queen of the Dogloo!